This Sunday on Showtime the incomparable Mr. Skin Hall of Famer Eva Green is back on the small screen with Penny Dreadful. Or IS she comparable?The Frenchie, 35, helped make indie movie theater floors just a little bit grosser when she went bush, butt, and boobs-out in 2003's The Dreamers. As one of my very first NC-17 movies ever, Eva has held a place in my hard ever since pulling that Venus de Milo stunt (1st picture below). Honestly, only Eva and Bernardo Bertolucci could make us feel so cultured and so horny at the same time. Apologies to Marlon Brando, Maria Schneider, and that stick of butter.
Green has model-like features, an accent that could make a pinecone sexy, and an unreal bod. The fact that the Bond girldoesn't bat a vertical eye at movie nudity makes her truly the woman to beat... off to!
Well, in walks Alexandra Daddario. In findinga worthy opponent to Eva I turn to the relative nudecomer and drop dead sexy Daddario, who according to 2015's Mr. Skin "Wack-It Bracket"has the best boobs of all time. She also nabbed Best Breasts at the 2015 Anatomy Awards for her unforgettable nude scene in True Detective season 1.The juxtaposition of Alexandra'sadorable, innocent smile and massive mams does serious things to men everywhere, and like Eva she knows that bushesdeserve their time in the limelight. Now we wait for her upcoming R-rated Baywatch role to see just how much beachside joggingwe're going to get!
In this competition between Americanand French, sultry and sweet, big boobs and gigantic boobs, only one can be the winner. Well, besides us!
LAST WEEK'S WINNER (NATHALIE EMMANUEL VS. ROSABELL LAURENTI SELLERS): ROSABELL
Eva Green
Alexandra Daddario
So, who's your hole mate?
