Something This Powerful Must Have AffectedThe Universe
Honestly I’m a little surprised that the universe didn’t have a bigger reaction the other day when something earth shattering happened. I’m not talking about a tidal wave, earthquake, or any other kind of natural disaster. No, I’m talking about the moment when Salma Hayek compared her boobs to Susan Sarandon.
Really, I would think that something would have happened, something that we all would have felt or noticed when this magnificent event occurred. Calling this a mammoth event is putting it lightly. You take the incredible cleavage of Salma Hayek and then put it next to the spectacular cleavage of Susan Sarandon and how could the universe not react? Then again, maybe it did and none of us were aware. Perhaps it was so power that we won’t know the effects of it for years to come. Or maybe since these two heavenly bodies came so close to each other that there is a rift in the space time continuum somewhere and we haven’t found it yet. All I know is I’m so happy we are all able to witness it thanks to Salma Hayek snapping a picture of it and posting it on Instagram.
Part of me wishes that we would memorialize this moment in something other than a picture. Don’t get me wrong, the picture of Salma Hayek staring slightly shocked at Susan Sarandon’s cleavage while she has a smug smile of her face while gaze at Salma Hayek’s cleavage is truly wonderful, but something like should be remembered forever in stone.
