I Swear (2025)

Meant as the third part in a film trilogy from Samuel Theis that includes his previous films Party Girl (2014) and Softie (2021), Je le jure follows an unassuming thirty-something named Fabio (Julien Ernwein) who lives in Forbach, France. He spends his days working in a recycling center, drinking, and carrying on a secret relationship with a woman (Marie Masala) twenty years older than him. What began as an uneventful slice of life indie turns into a gripping courtroom drama when Fabio is selected to serve on the jury for the trial of a young man who allegedly set fire to a building and ended up killing someone. The second half may be inspired by classics like 12 Angry Men, but you’ll be sporting 12 angry inches when you see nudecomer Marie’s magnificent T’n’A in her sex scene with Julien, and we doubt you’ll object to the even better look at her boobage when the two of them are in the bathtub. We’d say “please raise your right hand” but we have a feeling it’s busy!