Red Sonja (2025)

A remake of the 1980s flick starring Amazonian Brigitte Nielsen in the title role, this action fantasy stars Italy-born babe Matilda Anna Ingrid Lutz as our heroine, whose peaceful community is conquered by King Anzus (Tihomir Vinchev). Then one day, Anzus’s reign is ended by someone even worse - Emperor Dragan (The Umbrella Academy’s Robert Sheehan), whose big goal in life is finding part of a magical book that will give him the power of all knowledge. Sonja is captured by Dragan’s thugs and made to fight in gladiator-like events, but she is determined to break her and the other prisoners out in order to stop him. We’d question why her only protection in the pit of combat, besides a sword and shield, is a shiny bikini, but we already know the answer. It’s impractical, yes, but so, so hot. And it turns out she doesn’t need more than that, which is even hotter! You’re bound to get a red palm watching Red Sonja!