Taylor Wane Nude

Itty bitty babies are supposed to wean themselves off of the breast around the age of one. But we're way older than that, and can't wrestle ourselves away from the bombs of the big tit Brit Taylor Wane. Taylor wanted to be a teacher, but her mom pushed her into topless modeling which eventually led to her being named Penthouse Pet of the Month in June 1994. For recognizing what her busty body was tailor made for, we say thanks Taylor's mom. She might not get summers off, but she sure has us getting off! But by the time she was working with Larry Flynt's nudie mag, Taylor had already graduated to the hardcore pornographic world; first starring in Girls Who Dig Girls (1989). In the ensuing years, Taylor appeared in all sorts of pornos, with names ranging from the mildly clever like A League of Their Moan (1992) to the much more straight forward like Busty Porno Queens (1995). The English tart is also an entrepreneur who started Taylor Wane Entertainment, a production company whose main product is getting men off. It is wildly successful. She’s appeared in music videos for Danzig and Gene Simmons and has been a dancer for Kid Rock, but it was in the early 2000's that Taylor came closest to mainstream celebrity. She showed up very briefly in the Adam Sandler flick Little Nicky (2000) and the HBO comedy The Mind of the Married Man (2002). But if you want to get your rocks off with something that stays entertaining once you've made a Kleenex a dirty-ex, watch some of her more softcore stuff. Taylor will be your private dancer, showing off al three B's in Taylor Wane’s Erotic Games (2007), but will really have you hot with a lesbian hot tub exploration in House on Hooter Hill (2007), that alone is worth the Vincent Price of admission. Her best work is likely in The Breastford Wives (2007), a spoof of The Stepford Wives (1975) that trades a famous twist ending for a happy ending. Taylor is both in a foursome for some lucky man, and getting lezzy in an all girl threesome. Stepford? Breastford? Henry Ford? Who cares? We'll take a model T and A robo-wife like Taylor Wane. She'll have you waxing and waning!