The 2011 Golden Globe Winners

They have won the Golden Globe, but we like to think we knew them when...they were naked. Art is one percent inspiration and 99 percent Laura Linney in Maze (2000), as she poses completely nude for the artist. Grab your brush and join in. Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis in Black Swan (2010) can hardly contain their lust for one another in a kiss and grope-a-thon that will have you pulling along. More sex, but of the heterosexual nature from Julianne Moore in The Kids Are All Right (2010). And her kids are alright, and the sex is pretty good too. In Short Cuts (1993) we get to see her muff in a long cut. Thanks, Robert Altman. Paz de la Huerta in Boardwalk Empire (2010) is naked in front of a full-bodied mirror, which leaves nothing to the imagination, and we have a very good imagination. Down the boardwalk is Gretchen Mol getting it from behind, like a good girl. Annette Bening in The Grifters (1990) is a con job, but we're willing to get fleeced by. Claire Danes in Stage Beauty (2004) pulls out a boob and demands that the artists present paint. But with what brush? Then in Shopgirl (2005) she gives us a view of her assets, and Steve Martin should really jerk. Melissa Leo in Streetwalkin' (1985) is off the street and in the bedroom making small talk with a john as she strips off her clothes and shows off her boobs. We're buying. Lovely Golden Globes from these lovely broads.