Valerie Wallace Nude

Valerie Wallace is known for two movies, five years apart, and then nothing. Not a peep. This would be sad, but in fact it’s tragic, for her first role as Muriel in School for Unclaimed Girls (1969), also known by the title The Smashing Bird I Used to Know and Hell House Girls, is so hot we are intoxicated and think about her lost beauty nearly every day. She is naked save a towel, until the towel opens to reveal her meaty breasts and some hairy bush. We were on the lookout for her after this, but she only showed up as a receptionist in Commuter Husbands (1974). Do come back, Valerie.