Honeymoon in Vegas (1992) is another Nicolas Cage movie, not one of his weirder ventures, but anything he’s in skews strange. He’s joined in this romantic comedy, with a ting of thriller to spice it up for the guys, by James Caan, who is always a pleasure, and the thoroughbred thespian of urbane sexiness, Sarah Jessica Parker. The premise is simple enough: mom, on her deathbed, makes junior promise to never get married, which creates a commitment-phobic neurotic. Blah, blah, blah...plot. But if you want to plotz from your penis, then Sarah in a bikini is a good start.