Sin City (2005)

Would the world be a safer and more nurturing place if life played out like it is portrayed in comic books? This question is answered with a resounding no by the big screen mayhem, madness, and meanness served up with a double-dipped glazing of glee in Sin City (2005). Based on the black-hearted and brilliant graphic novels written and illustrated by Frank Miller, the R-rated flick intertwines stories of street fighters, street hookers, street cops, and street justice that takes place at the crossroads of sin and redemption in a steel-tinged world where no one ever escapes the neighborhood of painful disappointment. With Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino, director Miller brings such visions to life thanks to an all-star cast that includes Clive Owen, Benicio del Toro, Alexis Bledel, Bruce Willis, Josh Hartnett, Powers Boothe, Michael Clarke Duncan, Devon Aoki, Rutger Hauer, Michael Madsen, Lisa Marie Newmyer, Elijah Wood, and Rosario Dawson’s be-thonged buns! Not to be outdone, Nancy Callahan (Jessica Alba) and Shellie (Brittany Murphy) flaunt their fab figures in sexy skivvies. If that’s not arousing enough, Goldie/Wendy (Jaime King) reigns supreme when she reveals her rack while in the sack with Marv (Mickey Rourke). Breast of all, luscious Lucille (Carla Gugino) struts her stuff in the near buff. As a result, we get to view her be-thonged butt and big beautiful boobs! Even though the movie is shot on black and white film, the fantasies of Ms. Gugino that Mr. Skin is depositing into his spank bank are very colorful!