Summer’s winding down, but the boob tube is heating up with a lengthy list of premieres happening in September. Whether you’re already a fan or are looking for new nude series so you can add them to your watchlist, Mr. Skin has the scoop on six returning shows that have delivered the goods. Check out all the skinfo below, including each show’s best nude scene so far in full and uncensored. If the new seasons bring us anything close to these amazing undressed moments, we’re in for a real teat…, whoops, we mean treat!
The Real Housewives of New York City Season Sixteen (September 8th)
Reality TV has given us some great nudity over the years, and that includes Bravo’s MILFiest franchise, especially in the later seasons. We’d say we don’t know what was in the water all of a sudden that made these ladies want to start showing off their pixelated (boo!) racks and unpixelated (yay!) rumps, but the answer is probably booze. Cheers to more of this!
Bethenny Frankel, LuAnn de Lesseps, Ramona Singer, Sonja Morgan in The Real Housewives of New York City
Ep. 09x18 | 00:02:55 The ladies screw around poolside and though the nipple flashes get blurred, we do get to see Bethenny and Sonja's unblurred booties! (1 min 34 secs)
Colin from Accounts Season Three (September 10th)
It all started with a boob flash, and now with the third season, this Australian comedy series is ending. Hopefully it goes out the way it came in, or even better, like Season Two, which had a scene in a strip club. Here’s hoping we get a peek at what’s Down Under somebody’s clothes again!
Tammy Hearder in Colin from Accounts
Ep. 02x04 | 00:11:30 Tammy Hearder gives the guys in the strip joint quite the show as she makes her Nudecomer debut to us on that stage! Skinvision'd it for posterity! (1 min)
The Creep Tapes Season Three (September 15th)
This original series from Mark Duplass is back for more on the premium horror streamer Shudder. In Season Two, Mark’s real-life wife Katie Aselton showed off her sh-udders during a night time skinny dip while playing his sister. Not creepy at all!
Katie Aselton in The Creep Tapes
Ep. 02x06 | 00:10:16 Katie horses around in the pool topless with her real life husband, playing her brother, and we get a brief flash of her breasts when he leaps at her, slowed down thanks to the miracle of Skin Vision! (44 secs)
Monster Season Four (September 17th)
Ryan Murphy’s true crime series is back, this time telling the story of supposed ax murderer Lizzie Borden. We had a monster of a hard-on watching the last season, which had three nude scenes, including this Pyscho-inspired shot of Suzanna Son in the shower.
Ep. 03x02 | 00:50:34 Ed Gein did inspire Hitchcock's Psycho, so it only makes sense to have a nude Suzanna Son getting stabbed in a nod to the classic shower scene! (1 min 41 secs)
Outlander: Blood of My Blood Season Two (September 18th)
This prequel spinoff has already proved to be just as sex-filled as Starz’s original series, so chances are we’re in for another boinkfest with Season Two. It was hard to pick a favorite scene, but we think you’ll want to save these close-ups of Harriet’s T’n’A for Slater use!
Harriet Slater in Outlander: Blood of My Blood
Ep. 01x10 | 01:09:40 Harriet Slater gets undressed and screwed in front of the fireplace and we hope you like a good toasted bun as much as we do! (1 min 48 secs)
American Horror Story Season Thirteen (September 25th)
Ryan Murphy’s other notorious series is also back this month. Rumor is lucky number thirteen is going to be an Avengers-style crossover full of characters from previous seasons. With so many babes baring their buns, we’ll be going Gaga no matter who turns up!
Lady Gaga in American Horror Story
Ep. 05x07 | 00:19:20 Lady Gaga gets married to a dude, and he rips her dress off exposing her ass, which we get a few more looks at as he roughly bangs her on a bed! (30 secs)
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