Birke Tan Nude

Sometimes we fear for the girls we’re writing biographies on. Take Birke Tan, please, who we can only find credited to one performance in Stripped to Kill II (1989), the sequel to the murderer-in-a-go-go-bar original. Our concern is that these movies are in fact documentaries and Birke has been offed in reality as she was getting us off on the film. Maybe we’re just working too hard. This slasher movie is just that, a slasher movie, and Birke’s beautiful boobs, which she shows on stage in a surreal striptease, are just that, boobs acting as naked boobs.