Escape Room (2017)

You’ll want to escape into the privacy of your man cave to fully enjoy Will Wernick’s R rated thriller Escape Room (2017), not to be confused with Peter Dukes’s R rated chiller diller Escape Room (2017) featuring Ashley Gallegos. In this flick from Escape Productions, six friends test their intelligence and cooperation when they decide to partake in a seemingly harmless game that takes the escape room trend to a dangerous extreme. Tyler (Evan Williams), Natasha (Annabelle Stephenson), Tabby (Kelly Delson), Anderson (Dan J. Johnson), Conrad (John Ierardi), and Christen (Elizabeth Hower) all must use their survival skills to avoid being killed if they can’t exit the escape room. Talk about being in Jeopardy! Although there are at least eight other films that tackle the escape room game, this one offers a cast of characters whose difficult challenge becomes hard for Mr. Skin when Ms. Hower appears naked in a cage. Suffice it to say, this kinky setting ignites our BDSM fantasies — especially since we get to view the blonde babe’s nude boobs and hard pink nipples as she watches her incarcerated self on a video. Now, that’s what we call a damsel in distress and out of dress! The good news in the movie is that Christen gets away by jumping onto the back of a moving truck. The good news for us watching at home is that we get to see Elizabeth’s bare booty as she runs to a pay phone. “Hello, operator? Yes, we accept the sexy charges!”