Lizzie (2018)

Following in the bloody footsteps of Elizabeth Montgomery in The Legend of Lizzie Borden (1975), Jenny Allford in Lizzie Borden’s Revenge (2013), and Christina Ricci in Lizzie Borden Took an Ax (2014) and The Lizzie Borden Chronicles (2015) is Chloë Sevigny in Lizzie (2018). When a real life person has been portrayed in as many movies as Lizzie Borden has, you have to think of a new way to play her. That’s why this R rated flick focuses less on the notorious murderess killing her parents and more on her lesbian relationship with the family maid. In this modern retelling, Lizzie teams up with Bridget Sullivan (Kristen Stewart) in crime and passion! When the 19th century cuties make out in historical garb, they grab at one another’s garments and give each other’s boobs a squeeze! If that’s not erotic enough, the dyke-namic duo remove their bloomers in order to commit the murders. Needless to say, their naked bodies are killer! Kristen takes off the maid’s uniform to get into something much more comfortable — her own skin! She grabs a hatchet and tries to attack Mr. Borden (Jamey Sheridan) but she chickens out. That’s when Liz comes in and takes over. She then gets naked too and attacks her stepmother (Fiona Shaw) with blood splashing onto her bare breasts, small waist and fluffy muff. What a hot mess! The skintastic flick also includes Kim Dickens and the nude booties on Kristen and Chloë! Obviously these femme fatales are guilty of being sexy!