Narcos (2015-2017)

Infamous drug lord Pablo Escobar pulled in nearly $5 billion a year in the 1980s, thanks to his massive cocaine empire. It infiltrated cities and countries up the entire stretch of North and South America, but caused havoc in few places like Colombia, home of Cartel de Medellin, where countless civilians were tortured and murdered throughout his reign. When the U.S. caught wind of the violence plaguing sunny South America (and the massive influx of booger sugar pouring into the U.S.), they sent their DEA agents in to make amends—but they had no idea the political, economic, and social war they were getting themselves into. Chronicling the cartel's rise and fall, Netflix's three season sensation Narcos follows both Escobar (Wagner Moura) as we chronicle his rise from making coke in the rainforest to becoming a drug kingpin flooding Miami with white girl, and DEA agent Steve Murphy (Boyd Holbrook) as he's sent to Colombia to try and help their police force stem the flow of drugs to the USA. But catching the ever elusive Mr. Escobar isn't going to be easy. But having to run from the American cops while making sure his rivals don't use his absence to take over the drug trade just might prove even harder. Be careful your dick doesn't get addicted to the show, since there are an absurd amount of beautiful, buxom women willing to take their clothes off. There's no shortage of skintastic sex scenes (followed by massive explosions of every kind) in this cocaine thriller, and we get more than ample boobage and buttage from the likes of Adria Arjona, Cristina Umana, Joanna Christie, Paulina Gaitan, and Vera Mercado. Who could care about being investigated by the DEA when the drug game gets you that kind of T&A? The clearest shot of tremendous tatas came when Laura Perico did some topless lounging while her man enjoyed a post-sex cigarette. These drug lords may have had a poor taste in occupation, but they sure know how to pick their women! Your nards will sure be happy to see the women on Narcos!