Noelle Evans Nude

Wife / Mother / Actor / Motorcycles. That’s how Noelle Evans self-identifies on her Instagram account, and while she’s got pictures of her husband, her kids, and two-wheel machines, the “actor” part of her life seems to be on a permanent pause since 2007. Her start, though, was a whole decade earlier, when she made her first on-screen appearance in an episode of Cosby, playing a secretary in a 1997 episode. Her first feature film followed the next year, with Noelle in the role of Ann in Dangerous Proposition (1998), a B movie with no B-action in it. Random TV parts ensued, with pop-ups on Ally McBeal and Jack & Jill in 1999, and That’s Life in 2000. She also did her actress duty with the prerequisite horror flick, the straight-to-video Hellraiser: Inferno(2000), one of the ten (yes, ten) movies based on the original Hellraiser (1987). Her parts stayed small, but her co-stars got bigger when she played Honey the Hooker in the action crime drama 15 Minutes, starring Robert De Niro and Edward Burns. In the flick, she’s about to turn a trick in a red-walled hotel room, removing her clothes while a weird guy tries to intimidate her. We see her more-than-a-handful breasts, and most of her ass in a nude-colored thong that gives the impression of being fully bare. Unfortunately, Noelle’s character meets her demise, and we’re left with one final image of her lifeless body askew in a bathtub as De Niro gazes on with professional interest. We peep her poppers again under happier circumstances, as she cheerfully greets folks as Bobbi, the nudist in Frankenfish, a 2004 production that’s just about as good as you’d think a movie with this title would be. Maybe she should’ve hopped on a motorcycle while naked to escape the freaky fish—that would’ve improved the script greatly.