Zooey Deschanel Nude

Zooey Deschanel is the adorkable cutie who plays the ukulele, wears floral sundresses, and has bangs brushing her forehead, that everybody is desperate to bang. Despite the flowery alien resonance of her name, it’s easy to tell that the toothy brunette is an American of foreign descent, and not an actual denizen of the Parisian demimonde. If she were a real European, we would be celebrating Zooey’s many scenes of uninhibited, fully revealing nudity. The daughter of The Right Stuff (1983) actress Mary Jo Deschanel, Zooey has the right stuff in her genes (and her jeans) since she's also the sister of boner inducing Bones actress Emily Deschanel. Zooey made her big scene debut in Mumford (1999) before playing the rebellious teenage daughter turned stewardess Anita, in Cameron Crowe's love letter to 70's rock Almost Famous (2000). After spreading Christmas cheer in Elf (2003), Zooey flashed an open shirt and flesh-colored bra of All the Real Girls (2003), but never really showed the girls, and sported a paper-thin tank top that proved it must have been cold on the set of Winter Passing (2005). Thankfully, Deschanel must have taken a trip to Europe and come back ready to party with the real goods, because she unwrapped those Zooey boobies in Gigantic (2009). Seeing her Deschanude was worth the wait, as she takes her clothes off and goes swimming in a pool. After a couple of critical missteps in The Happening (2009) and Your Highness (2011), in which the highlight was by far seeing her tied down in a tight red corset, Zooey landed the role of quirky new roommate Jess on The New Girl. Suddenly the whole country was asking "who's that girl?" as Zooey had us saying whoa-ey, seducing Justin Long with a tight string bikini and a terrible trans-Atlantic accent, then laid in bed in a bra with Jake Johnson. Zooey also has recorded music, both with her band "She and Him, and solo for her movie's soundtracks, but we'll always remember her as the quirky cutie teasing Jake's Johnson. After all, what new girl is going to be pretty enough to replace Zooey?